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Saturday, 9 May 2009

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As Arsenal supporters contemplate another successful season by coming last in the big four race and winning the lesbian version of the FA Cup, it appears Arsene Wenger is planning some changes.

Abandoning his much vaunted policy of only buying players who are under 18, under 5 feet tall and underachievers, Wenger is vowing to bring in experienced, big name players who have a proven track record at the highest levels of the world game.

At the Arsenal Kindergarten yesterday Wenger stated 'I think we will surprise a few people this summer with our signings.'

Although he declined to name names, rumour has it that he has prepared a list that includes World Cup winner, Bobby Moore, European Player of the year, George Best and he may tempt Kevin Keegan out of retirement although this is seen as a short term option.

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