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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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Devastated Chelsea were left weeping last night as they managed to throw away a place in the final of the Champion's League.

Chelsea who were fully expecting to lose to Manchester United if they made it to the final given the air of inevitability around the whole event, however they managed to blow even that opportunity.

Following the wonder goal by Michael Essien, Chelsea clearly became of the fate that awaited them and could not motivate themselves to go through with it.

Even with Barcelona playing with 10 men, Chelsea were successful in bottling the whole thing.

Chelsea fans were left devastated that they would not be involved in the riots that will likely occur in Rome later in the year.

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