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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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THe Heelies as worn by Keiran Gibbs

Despite loosing the European Champions League semi final against Manchester United, one Arsenal player has something to smile about.

Young defender Keiran Gibbs has been handed a six figure contract to advertise Heelies.

The wheeled shoe manufacturer were delighted to unveil the shoe that the Arsenal defender wore to great effect in the game against United.

"It's called the 'Baby Bambi'" revealed a spokesman for the Heelies company "They were developed to recreate the moment when Bambi learned to walk in the movie and as you could see from United's first goal they worked a treat."

Closer examination of the boot worn by the Arsenal full back revealed small multi directional wheels between each of the studs.

"They're awesome. It was like wearing roller skates on ice whilst drunk." said Keiran after the game.

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