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Wednesday, 6 May 2009

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Hatton reportedly had his hard on for more than four hours

Ricky Hatton, the Manchester Mauler got badly dropped by Filipino Six Pack Pacquioa during a recent Marquis of Queensbury competition. Fisticuff aficionados blamed training, diet and Filipino dirty tricks for the upset of the British Bashful Bomber.

All conjecture came to a halt after ring physician, Dr Jacques Strap decided to give a tell all interview to Ring A Ding A Ling Magazine. Dr Strap equipped with photos, videotape and DVD's of the fight made a compelling case that Hatton was suffering from a Hard on. And sure it was, plain as day and truthfully not very impressive Ricky's red rocket could be seen poking its relatively little head from beneath the Boxer's boxers.

Subsequent interviews with Hatton have found the pugilist pugnaciously defensive with his dukes up higher than his less than excellent erection. When queried about his surprising state of arousal, Hatton refused to answer. While stomping out of the interview, he was heard to murmur: " call me a Query, will ya!"

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