Terry Henry's personal fan club have let the clueless northern English club of Man utd into a final drubbing.
Ade-bray-eour worked effortlessly to produce no quality and substance at all. Robin van clueless seemed to have forgotten what to to with the small round white thing in front of him. While the rest of team took advantage of the stadium wifi to book Mexican-less summer breaks.
The only moment of note was when Mrs Fletcher saw her May holiday saved by a late decision.
Spanish waiters, bath-no-longer, have a lot to look forward to but they have the Mancs to look forward to.