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Monday, 4 May 2009

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Brave and fearless Mancunian Boxer Ricky Ribs Hatton entertained fans to a pool side party after he was bashed around in the ring on Saturday night by Manny Pacquiao.

Hatton went down after receiving a hard blow by Pacquiao in the second round leaving over 25,000 travelling fans in shock.

Hatton told me that he was very sorry that he let all his fans down and he was not in any pain after receiving the bashing in the ring. Hatton also said that by a way of thanks to all the loyal fans he was picking up the bill for all the jelly, ice cream and fizzy pop at Sunday's party.

Reports later suggested that shammed TV host Michael Barrymore was refused entry to the party after Hatton's security team assessed that Barrymore was to much a risk to have around after his well reported pool parties back in the UK.

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