Tubby funnyman Ricky Gervais was last night knocked flat on his fat arse by Filipino boxer Manny 'Yellow' Pacman in front of 1,000,000 disappointed Reading fans.
Gervais, 10 time BAFTA winner and 20 time Golden Globe winner was simply outclassed by the little yellow ball (not racist) that chomps through anything in it's sight. Gervais being no exception.
As the crowd shouted 'Walking in a Gervais Wonderland' Ricky himself was stretched out on the canvas - pole axed by a left hook that even Stevie Wonder would have seen coming.
Now British boxing must turn to Joe Pasquale to come out of retirement and restore the pride that has befallen British funnymen in Vegas.
Gervais weighed in at 250 lbs for the fight and in between ROUND ate pie(s).