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Sunday, 3 May 2009

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How Much An Hour?!!!

Disappointment for Ricky 'The Hit Man' Hatton here in Vegas in the early hours as he was flattened, steamrollered, battered into oblivion and knocked clean out by Manny Pacquiao at the MGM Grand Hotel.

Self styled 'Hit Man' and avid Manchester City fan Hatton, was in trouble from the opening bell and ended the first round being dumped on his arse by an impressive Pacquiao.

Hatton attempted to get it together in the second but was bitch-slapped some more before being dumped onto the canvas for an unscheduled nap.

Hatton was taken to hospital to have his head examined by a head doctor.

Not to worry though, because Ricky the 'Con Man' Hatton trousered a cool £12million for the 'clash'.

Which works out at approximately £120million an hour.

Nice work if you can get it.

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