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Sunday, 19 April 2009

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Spare a thought today for the true loser of Sunday's FA Cup Semi-Final match between Manchester United and Everton.

Neville Neville the father of Gary Neville (Man United Captain) and Phil Neville (Everton Captain) is reeling tonight having witnessed the true destruction of happy family living in the Neville household.

Since the match, poor Neville has had to remind each of his children that he loves them the most and wishes that they were the one that wins the FA Cup.

Reports have been rampant that Gary has been seen weeping and screaming and Phil has been seen pointing and laughing at the poor and despondent Neville brother.

Further controversy was caused when the boy's sister Nevilla Neville announced that deep down she is a "bloody big Arsenal fan".

The secret Neville brother Gummo Neville, apparently won't stop screaming for carrots.

Poor Neville is having to deal with it all.

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