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Friday, 17 April 2009

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"Señor Bobby"

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, allowed his emotions to get the better of him last night as he launched a new battle of both words and actions against his long time foe, Rafa Benitez.

Speaking live on TV Ferguson repeatedly referred to Rafa as "Arrogant", "Fat" and at one point, "Spanish".

However it was after the interview that Ferguson truly went too far as it has been reported that he then took control of the Manchester United team bus, and drove it to Benitez's home in Liverpool.

He then proceeded to drive over the Liverpool Manager's garden, ruining the lawn and damaging a number of the Spaniard's prized ferns.

It is also believed that during the attack Ferguson kidnapped Rafa's dog and close friend, "Señor Bobby".

A spokesman for Manchester United stated, "Sir Alex refuses to discuss where Señor Bobby is".

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