MLB snoops have reportedly uncovered an underground drug ring that swapped steroids for ball players for botox for Congressional candidates. Politicians agreed to look the other way on steroid use if they received a steady supply of skin tightener from the millionaire boys of summer.
Emails of actual trades were presented to me:
John McCain told Barry Bonds that he would keep him ripped if barry got McCain wrinkle-free. Yankee ARod traded juice for guaranteeing NY Senator Clinton that her face would look like mardi gras mask.
In related stories politicos received toupees for restoring golf course greens and an even exchange of tummy tucks with NFL linemen.