Fantastic quarterback and grade-A father Brett Favre has received a great honor this week in being named the replacement for God.
GREEN BAY, WI- The Green Bay Packers, America's favorite team and 13 time world champions, have been given even a greater honor early this week by representatives of God.
The annoucement came after Brett Favre open yet another "Brett Favre's Steakhouse", and took public photos.
"So, these guys in business suits come up to me, " began Favre. "And I was worried because I really didn't want to do anymore business deals. But they came up to me and said, 'Brett Favre, God has asked that you come to heaven and replace him because he wants to play football'. I was so suprised, but I said yes."
Brett Favre and the Packers already have millions of devout followers, but this will definitely change the size of the team.
Already, two Packers, Ahman Green and Ryan Longwell, have been canonized as saints, and are expected to live forever as peace keeping fairies.
So get ready; Church will now be called "Lombardi's Room", praying will now be called "huddlin' with the big one", and saying "oh my god" will mean nothing.
To Brett Favre; you are the best God ever.