The infamous Corleone family have reportedly made attempts to control English football. Already a crime wave involving the families of several professional footballers has begun.
The family of John Terry, the Chelsea captain have been arrested for stealing clothes from several supermarkets. Joey Barton has been involved in several violent events.
The crime wave has been linked to the appearance of Mr Fabio Crappello, an enforcer with the family. He has taken on a role within the FA. Recently Wayne Rooney woke up next to a horses head. Which makes a change from the old moose he used to pay.
The FA has denied that it is little more than a mouthpiece for the Corleone family. Luigi Fercotti said "The Godfather, sorry, Mr Crappello, is a man of football. He does not get involved in any other business. What John Terry's family do is not on official business. We have nothing more to add."
Harry Redcrapp, small time London hood, said " I could have taken this on. But they wanted all big time and glitz. Went Italian. The Krays, mate. Don't forget that I knew the Krays."
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