Written by Rebut
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Topics: England, Portugal

Friday, 25 June 2004

image for Beckham Beckham Beckham what will we ever do with you.
*Even if you lose davy mommy still luvs you*

PORTUGAL ARE IN THE SEMI'S WHOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO. Well those are my feelings I cannot say the same for my father, he was backing England all the way, but not me I'm loyal to my origin.

But let's get down to the point. Beckham made a screw up to end all screw ups. When I spoke of his duffer against France I thought the man could not get any worse, but I stand corrected. England were winning in the first half and most of the second half.

Then came the penalty shootout and ol' Becks put the ball away alright, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy away, the little plonker shot the ball over the goals. That kick has earned it's place in Minitrap's Hall of Shame

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