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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Black Bowler in Chief fails to qualify for Special Olympics

Barack Obama on Jay Leno compared his retarded bowling score of 129 to the special olympics. In fact Special Olympian, and African American Kolan McConiughey has thrown three perfect games and averages 269 pins per game.

Kolan has called out the first Black president and worst presidential bowler and threatens to whip his mulatto ass.

Obama immediately apologized profusely and asked Kolan if he would please accept his offer to be Handicapped bowling Secretary of State. Kolan said that he had to think about it since Obama had already appointed so many retards to his administration.:

"I don't want to get caught in the stooges' shuffle! But if I were Barack, I'd watch my mouth and my black behind before being rearended by a big three holed fluorescent sphere!"

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