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Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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Cesc Fabregas looking pleased with himself, "I normally look like this when i'm not on duty"

Hull manager Phil Brown was last night unmasked as "Captain Black", arch enemy of "Captain Scarlet" by Cesc Fabregas who fought him off bravely during an incident in a tunnel last night.

The diminutive Spanish Gooner fought his way out of the altercation using only his natural Spanish slipperyness although he added that he was aided by superior hair products which prevented the evil permatanned Brown from getting a grip.

Arsene Wenger could only say that he was there standing next to Fabregas but "Saw Nothing" as his attention was distracted by Arsenal legend Pat Rice who'd asked him where he stood on communism and if he thought it was ever a blueprint for the proletariat?

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