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Monday, 16 March 2009

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New Honda F1 Driver Gordon Brown addresses the House

Great Britain's Dynamic Prime Minister says he'll quit post soon to join up with the newly invigorated Honda F1 team as their new driver.

He informed the House that he'll be flying out on full fare economy for pre season testing in Australia.

Gordon Brown stunned MP's with his announcement at today's Prime Ministers Question Time.

Brown said that he'd taken Great Britain as far as he could and would leave others to finish off his good work.

He was relishing this new challenge and stated that he'd really enjoyed flying around,strutting about on the world stage. This he said would make him uniquely placed to lead this Great British team.

Brown stated that he'd often watch the Grand Prix from his favourite chair whilst listening to the Arctic Monkeys on his cordless headphones and cutting back on the defence budget,

Brown also qualified his credentials by adding that he could take the steam out of any overheating engine and was an expert at driving things into the ground.

Brown added that he hoped to follow in the footsteps of his hero Peter Schumichael adding that if he could have two careers as both a successful goalkeeper for Manchester United and F1 World Champion then he could do the same.

Mr.Brown hopes that his performances will provide hope for hard working British families who he'd like to thank for voting him into power.

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