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Monday, 16 March 2009

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Bush Accepts Hardcore match

Only days after Osama Bin Laden Challenged George W. Bush to a hardcore match at the upcoming WestleMania, Bush has an official response. "I accept your challenge Mr. Bin Laden. " .

The WWE has the fight of a life time in which it is in the process of raising Pay-per view rates for what is be called "The Infidel Strikes back".

"I will not surrender to your beatings Mr. Bin Laden, You will meet MY weapons of mass butt kickins," Says Bush. "I Survived your 9/11, Katrina and other earth shatterizing events. I will see you in the ring, you will feel the wrath of the Bush!"

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