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Sunday, 15 March 2009

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Choppy waters bring home the point

BEIJING, China - Fina, the worldwide swimming dictatorship council, has ruled that the Peedumsiem ZRLIEN racer may not be worn.

The suit caused much controversy when 79 swimmers were wearing one suit.

"We feel it hampers form, to have 79 swimmers, all wearing one suit", Oodumbtotien, of Beijing reported.

"Yes.", Ooyountotien, also of Beijing also reported.

For proof, she waved, and 79 swimmers, all wearing the same suit jumped into the pool, splashed violently, and then all drowned.

"You see, if each swimmer had their own suit, then they would not have got tangled up and drowned", reported Oyentonien, head of the worldwide swimming dictatorship council.

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