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Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Jackass B-Ball still has some buxom whiteys

White National Basketball Association coaches, GM's and owners along with the 90% pale fan base have established a White B-Ball History event. Since there are not enough white players to fill a month, a week or even a full day, March 17 Celtic St Pat's Half Day has been designated to honor the miniscule number of white professional basketball players who are any good.

Ceremonies will be held not far from the birthplace of the KKK and both Bobby Knight and Larry Bird will co-host the festivities. Awards for white round ball achievement will be presented with appropriate asterisks for the real records owned by black men.

Bob Cousy will receive the only asterisk free award for the most set shots attempted and made in a single season, a lifetime and for a brilliant documentary explaining what the hell a set shot is and why anyone would rather shoot flat footed!

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