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Thursday, 26 February 2009

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Real Madrid's Gaylordo couldn't say enough about Yossi's header

Yossi Benayoun of Liverpool startled the Bernabeu crowd with a display of "head" on Real Madrid that hasn't been seen in public, perhaps ever in the sometimes conservative and once in a while Catholic country of Espana. The royal Hispanic recipient of Yossi's masterful blow could do little but scream.

Real Madrid defender, Gaylordo, said that he had never experienced a frontal assault like the one mounted by Yossi: "This guy gives head like nobody en Espana!"

Officials were divided over the unusual diversionary tactic performed by Liverpool's Yossi: "Usually these moves are reserved for the clubhouse or the hotel room. But the futbol handbook doesn't not explicitly forbid this kind of explicit manuveur.We had our red cards in hand but just couldn't take our eyes off the skillful mouthful machinations of Benayoun".

Ultimately the referees decided upon awarding a pink card to Yossi and granting the big win to up and coming Liverpool.

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