A British man caught smuggling cocaine into Venezuela, who admitted smuggling but said he thought he was smuggling diamonds, will today be sentenced by a Venezuelan judge.
The man will be given 15 years imprisonment for cocaine smuggling, 10 years for conspiring to smuggle diamonds, and five years for being a complete dumb fuck. The sentences will run consecutively.
A man explained: "At the end of the day, it's time for this country (Venezuela) to get tough on these people. We expect our drug smugglers to at least have the brains to bribe the police with large sums of money and huge quantities of drugs. There is then every chance they will be released, and everyone is happy. This man is so stupid, he is dangerous."