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Sunday, 15 February 2009

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The dressing room - divided

Sources close to Stamford Bridge have said that Chelsea and England captain John Terry may be on his way out of the club amid claims that "the dressing room is divided".

Terry said in an interview last week, that he had supported sacked boss Luiz Felipe Scolari, as he had Avram Grant before him, but was now "fed up" with the constant changes in the manager's role.

Terry is said to have told friends:

"I wanna go to Milan."

It's thought Terry would like to team up again with former Blues boss Jose Mourinho, currently the manager at Inter Milan.

Interviewed yesterday after the Blues 3-1 FA Cup victory at Watford, Terry said:

"I wanna go to Milan."

The defender made his Chelsea debut in 1998 and, aside from a brief spell at Nottingham Forest, has remained at the club ever since, but he is thought to have become tired of the squabbles in the dressing room, and colleagues say he has spoken openly of his desire to leave.

Close friend Frank Lampard told us:

"He wants to go to Milan. And so do I."

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