"His testicles are the size of marbles and twice as hard." This the testimony given by his lover Madonna at the steroid trial of Yankee Alex Rodriguez.
When Madonna was asked how she knew about the shrunken balls of the baseball phenom, she blushed and asked the judge for a glass of water. The judge complied but then dirsect the pop singer to answer the question. He also reminded her that she had taken an oath on the Kabbalah.
Madonna confessed before the hushed courtroom that she and A-Rod had lied when they told reporters from the Journal of Ancient Greek Philosophy that their eelationship was Platonic: If you broaden the definition of Platonic to include Palto's hankering for sodomozing his students, then I guess we told the truth..."