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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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Indian women don't plan to wear white during the Indian Womens Premenstrual League

To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge.

At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a tantrum, four cameras and a little boy out of a window as she explained the reasons:

"When the cricket starts our husbands and boyfriends become like zombies transfixed in front of a TV or a radio or are missing for hours on end at the games. We are so fed that we are going to have Premenstrual League to see who has the worst PMT...I really FUCKING hope I win," she snarled.

Vice President Sharmilee Shittle snapped. "My boyfriend will have his nuts in his evening daal if he ignores me again especially when its my time of the month, that should get me loads of bloody points..ohhh I don't quite mean it that way."

Conveniently wearing a bright red saree Sheila Feisty smashed her fists on the table, foamed at the mouth and then shouted in an agggrived voice "Why the fuck is everyone staring at me and pointing cameras in my face you arseholes go and do something useful with your lives" she screamed...., but quickly calmed down when she was told she was at the head table in the middle of a press conference.

The Indian Cricket Board are now considering canceling the competition for fear of the women's reaction.

Sadly no men were available within a five mile radius to give a comment.

Typical bastard cowards.

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