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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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Janet offers to show her cootch in Superbowl 2010

Back in the day Janet Jackson's little nip took a very big bite out of network TV's propriety. That was until the latest Superbowl sextravaganza. Cable Giant Cumcast broadcast one priceless money shot of some pretty sexy fellatio during the final minutes of what is being called this year's Superball.

Somehow a hot little clip from porn hit, Large Barge Goldstein: The Errogenous Trip of a big cocked Jew from Crown heights to Coney island, was broadcast during Cumcast's Superbowl transmission. Lifelong football fan and star of Goldstein, Inda Buff deplored the guerrilla attack on America's most sacred event:

" Defiling the American Holy of Holies with gratuitous and unpurchased sexy play is an outrage!"

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