A class action suit by Cox cablevision subscribers has been brought against the cable company. While rival Comcast carried the best "package" in pay TV history, Cox subscribers are suing the company for false advertising.
Cox devotee, Sweet Dick Willie, is said to have organized countless cox supporters in a legal action against the provider:
"I joined up years ago cause they called themselves Cox! Then these sory pricks miss the best moment in Superbowl history. A big black man scores a big time touchdown and then this mini-dicked white boy waves his cocktail frankfurter in an endzone celebration and it's carried only on Cumcast. Cox missed the history and my subscription is now history...Cumcast here I cum!"