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Sunday, 1 February 2009

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Dylan will be singing for Pepsi at Superbowl

Music greats have been known to rise and fall with the speed and suddenness of the stars but no one expected the folk rock legend Bob Dylan to be reduced to a beverage hawker at the Florida stadium that will host this years Superbowl.

Dylan told thespoof.softbrownfizz that like a rolling stone, he's got to gather some douygh for a sad eyed lady of the low lands whose about to blow in the wind if he doesn't produce some cash on positvely fourth street.

Fellow venders protested the singer's meteoric rise to soda jerk:" I started out making peanuts by selling cracker jack!", longtime stadium vendor, Getcha Colbier squalked," How is it this old coot gets to start out with a big earner like soft drinks. All i can say is that He's got a lotta nerve to he is our friend!"

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