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Thursday, 17 June 2004

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It was back in the late eighties that Patrick Swayze mesmerised the ladies with his hip movements but who would have thought that nearly 20 years later he would be playing for the Czech Republic.

One onlooker said "It truly is an amazing sight watching Patrick moving those hips with his fabulous blonde hair flowing in the wind as he pierces through the defence like an arrow throw a woman's heart".

Patrick qualified for the Czech Republic as his step sister's father has a friend from the region, the Czech football association said "we don't really think he's qualified to play for us but who would dare tell Patrick!"

When interviewed, Swayze said "You just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me." I didn't quite know what he meant but with classic lines such as "Nobody puts baby in a corner" who could argue.

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