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Monday, 26 January 2009

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The HHCMS White Penis Prize

Iranian Football Commissioner Al Tranvestie Swingbothwaysie has been called up before the Holy High Commission for Male Superiority for alleged reports that Al Tranvestie staged an all female Powder Puff Football extravaganza to raise funds for Iranian Nucular Projects. The supposed all female soccer game drew unprecedented crowds in the ten thousands to the Teheran Football Stadium and Execution Temple of Allah the Great.

Iranian male football fans have secretly supported the game on internet sites like bitches without birqas. Typical comments ranged from:" Allah be praised for the bouncing titties" to " If God permits, I will live so long to see these bouncing titties again and again!"

When the Nucular High Commission received the proceeds from the Powder Puff football extravaganza all charges were dropped and the IFC leader Al Tranvestie Swingbothwaysie was awarded the Holy High Commission for Male Superiority White Penis Prize for advancing the masculinity of the Persian nation.

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