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Sunday, 25 January 2009

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This is what is left of Ronaldo's girlfriend's car, a Volvo.

Cristiano Ronaldo has crashed a third car. This time it wasn't one of his own. It belonged to his girlfriend. She won't need it.

The Man U player crashed it on his way to training. This time he got lost and drove directly into Mark Hughes's house. Mark Hughes was not in the house at the time but Ronaldo said he wouldn't need it.

"I do not mind about crashing my girlie's car, she will not need it for a while, and Mark (Hughes) won't miss his house, he has lots of money. The bad thing is that now nor me or my girlie have a ca, so how do I get to training".

Ronalo walked off to a car dealer, but he chose to mug a Man City fan instead.

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