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Wednesday, 21 January 2009

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KaKa Celebrates elopement with Robinhoe

Rude and rootless footballers KaKa and Robinhoe have been lured and lusted after by many a football franchise. The boyz from Brazil have positioned themselves for the maximum enjoyment of football fans and franchise owners alike...

That is until this Tuesday when the love bundle made off to Rio with themselves wrapped in each others arms. Football Clubs Galore, the new name for soccer internationale deplored the tabloid announcement of the January elopement and marriage at a Rio De Janeiro chapel of love officiated by a Pele impersonator:

"We of the rude footballers association hereby ban such shenanigans rumored or otherwise by our highly talented and yes sometimes peculiar stars and starlets. These otherwise worthless human beings will only receive the absurd remuneration from the RFA if they do exactly what white englabers direct them to do- Which does not include and in fact directly opposes open gay elopement."

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