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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Ronaldo tapped that thang as playah of duh yeah!

ManU star Cristiano Ronaldo has been named Player of the Year. Judges from across the genders have joined forces to tell the world that this Portugoose can play it like a superstar.

An incredible collection of humanity and even some bestialities voted for Ronaldo's many player positions. Critters from across the world have recommended the Portugese Footballer as the source of their greatest sports memories and their most outstanding extra curricular activities.

Brenda Marble of Manchester, England, England across the Atlantic Sea said that Ronaldo scored on her more than any soccer team in history. She reported that this Iberian boyo can deliver a header better than Pele and attempts more shots on goal than the whole Premier League on her hole:

"Ronaldo iz mah playah of dis yeah and hopefully many yeahs to come and come and yeah come!"

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