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Friday, 9 January 2009

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Tebow's leprositic right wing only released the ball after the winning touchdown

Idiot Jock and Network sports newsies gushed about 21 year old Timmie of Florida all night long. His multiple missions to several savage parts of the globe and his brave family's attempts to convince poor people of Latter Day Saint Insanities became the upclose and personal story of the successful QB.

No one expected that a mission to a leper colony would have so dramatically manifested itself in the fourth quarter touchdown drive. Tebow drove down the field with skillful play calling and innovative runs and passes until he and his Gators were on the verge of the winning TD.

Timmie leapt in the air as if he were assuming his Mormonic Heavenly destiny , cocked his arm and threw a strike to his receiver in the end zone only to have his arm reach the tight end with the ball still clutched in the hand of his detached leprositic arm. in good Florida football form, the receiver spiked the ball and arm in one great Gator motion.

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