Manchester City manager, Markie Hughes has pledged to bust the hymen of Tol Ben Haim, jostle the jock of Brazilian striker Jo and evicerate Elano the midfielder. All the harsh talk from the Manchester manager comes from the rumored mutiny that the gang of three has plotted against Manchester's new Markie.
Mancity Markie has gotten himself that new broom that seeks to sweep clean as he wheels and deals to offload the bad apples that plot his demise:
" I'll sell Haim for a haypenny next Guy Faulkes Day and Jo will go for a joke on the open market. As for Elano, I'll use him to illustrate the fate of traitors and a brute fate it will be..."