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Monday, 29 December 2008

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Clint's dream breasteses laminate Lampard's would be wood

Clinty came through in the clutch and clutch they wanted to as Dempsey displayed his sweet boobies to Lampard and his Chelsea Chimichangas. Dempsey dumped in a tie goal and Chelsea's chances were jettisoned almost out of reach.

Lampard explained that after playin' peek a boob with Clint Dempsey he just never regained his composure:

"With all this out of the closet shits and giggles from David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo, even a real Briton man like me has got to have his doubts. No doubt, Clint's cucharachas could make any red blooded footballer get rude!"

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