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Friday, 19 December 2008

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Sticky Times for Blackburn

Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite.

The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought several supporters to watch Bolton in his time there.

A spokesman for the Blackburn supporter's club said, 'Sam came in for a lot of stick when he was at Bolton, but with us glued to the bottom of the table, I'm sure Sam can cement a good relationship with the chairman.'

Sam Araldite's wife was quoted as saying, 'Although I was looking forward to sunning myself in Dubai, I'm sure that Sam has made the right decision, and I'll be happy over Christmas, freezing my tits off in Blackburn.'

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