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Friday, 12 December 2008

Police today announced a new Manhunt releasing photographs of 16 Cardiff City "Fans" who sang vile Racist and Homophobic abuse directed at Sol Campbell during the FA Cup Final in May 2008.

A spokesman said; "These 16 so-called Fans have been identified via the use of CCTV and all of them can clearly be seen brazenly chanting immediately prior to Kick-Off"

The sick lyrics which include "Abide With Me", a clear reference to Sol Campbell's ambigous sexuality, the racially charged line "The Darkness Deepens", and finally "When Other Helpers Fail And Comforts Flee" a clear and direct attack on Campbell's illegitamate and unwanted Child.

Mr. Campbell was left shocked and hurt, his then Manager, Harry Redknapp eased the simmering racial tension by stating "Well They're Just A Bunch Of Stupid Inbred FuCking Welsh Sheep ShaggErs, What Do You Expect?

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