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Monday, 8 December 2008

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Losing QB inmate # 123456 wrote a check he couldn't cash in his pregame trash talk

The Plexico B-less Giants froze up in the frigid winds of Giant Stadium and got picked to the bone by the scavengers from Philly. Meanwhile Prisoner # 171717 caught ten touchdown passes from inmate # 11111 and won the biggest game in the Greenhaven Maximum Security Prison Jail Yard Football League.

The Greenhaven Superbowl was fought between the Second Block Burglars against the Block Five Forgers.

Charges of enrolling ringers in the game have been brought against the Burglars. Imprisonment for animal abuse has no relevance to burglary and dog fighting felons like inmate# 11111 do not qualify to play for the Burglars.

Prisoner # 171717 told the Greenhaven Gazzette that catching ten touchdown passes with a self inflicted bullet wound is no small thing and why should'nt Michael Vick, er, Inmate # 11111 be eligible... he's an animal rights robber...

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