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Saturday, 29 November 2008

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Keane ponders his future

Following today's shock defeat by Bolton, Roy Keane has walked out.

After leaving the ground he sped home and emerged with his dogs, telling reporters that he was walking out, as the dogs had been inside all day and needed to go for a 'Ronaldo'.

Sources close to the beleaguered Sunderland boss denied reports that he would leave the club, before the end of the season, however the bookies have quickly drawn up a short list:

evens Peter Reid
2/1 Arsene Wenger
5/1 Sven Goran Erikson
10/1 Kevin Keegan

When asked about next Saturday's game at Old Trafford, Keane replied, 'I'd love it if we beat them'.

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