In Minneapolis, Minnesota last weekend while the Iowa Hawkeyes were whipping Golden Gopher tails on the football field, police officers said two Iowa fans were whipping tail of a different type by having sex in a stadium restroom.
"Both games had their share of the audience- those Hawkeye fans can spot anything", stated one officer called to the scene where a 38-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man were going at it hot and heavy in the handicapped stall.
While on the football field, the Hawkeyes were trouncing the golden gophers, the 24-year-old was doing some serious trouncing, himself.
"Both participants and most of the audience were drunk", stated Police Chief Greg Hestness. "We took them both downtown where, after finally giving us her real name, her husband picked her up. I think the guy's girlfriend came and got him."
"I wouldn't have wanted to be there when all the explaining was being done", laughed one officer. "Talk about your gopher holes."