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Thursday, 13 November 2008

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A secret plan by the England rugby team to perform a Morris dance in full regalia following the All Blacks Haka has been exposed.

All Blacks 'spies' spotted the England 15 secretly rehearsing the routine at a derelict warehouse near Twickenham.

Suspicions were aroused when the England team failed to turn up for their planned training session at Twickenham.

All Black manager Graham Henry immediately despatched a posse of All Blacks lackeys and hangers on to locate the English players.

"It was all those awful bells jingling away that alerted us" said Brett McKenzie, one of the All Blacks entourage.

The English move follows Irish plans to perform Riverdance at their game against the All Blacks on Saturday.

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