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Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Irish Rugby spokesman Seamus O'Leary.

The Irish Rugby team will don skirts and tights for a Riverdance spectacular following the All Blacks plans to do an animal sacrifice.

Speaking from McGinty's Bar in downtown Dublin,Team spokesman Seamus O'Leary also comfirmed that none other than Michael Flatley himself will lead the Irish team along with a cast of thousands in a Riverdance sequence.

O'Leary continued "To be sure, it's not fair that the All Blacks should hog the limelight at every pre-match period.The Aussies sing Waltzing Matilda so why shouldn't we do something from our tradition?

Officials are concerned that the kick-off may be delayed for up to half an hour with all the various performances.

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