Written by E.L.Wisty
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Wednesday, 12 November 2008

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Irish Muslims are outraged at the New Zealand Rugby team's plans to sacrifice a pig during the famous 'Haka' Maori war dance.

A spokesman for the Irish Muslim Association Mr Mohammed O'Reilly said 'Tis a crying shame t'be sure for the Prophet to be insulted in this way'.

Enraged Irish Muslim Rugby fans have been protesting on the streets of Dublin burning effigies of All Black coach Graham Henry and assistant coaches Steve Hansen and Wayne Smith, and shouting "Death to the Infidel All Blacks!"

All Black management has held talks with local Muslim leaders and a compromise has been reached.

At a hastily convened Press Conference a clearly nervous Graham Henry stated "Following talks with Mr O'Reilly the team has now agreed to drop the pig sacrifice from the Haka.

A top New Zealand shearer will now perform a sheep shearing demonstration instead"

Graham Henry is 27.

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