KANSAS CITY, Missouri - The Kansas City Chiefs organization is trying to figure out what to do in order to improve the team's dismal (1-8) record.
One of the Kansas City team attorneys, Zachariah Beccadecki, noted that the Tennessee Titans are doing very well and have an undefeated (9-0) record.
Beccadecki said that he noticed that one factor that he believes may be contributing to the Titan's winning record is the fact that they have a three letter word in their team name that represents a part of the female anatomy.
He stated that he met with one of the team's executive vice-presidents, Santiago Derek Kattcastle and made him aware of this interesting note. Kattcastle was very receptive to Beccadecki's observation and he has promised to write up an official proposal to change the team's name.
Kattcastle said, "Mr. Beccadecki has been an 'in house' football attorney for many years. The Kansas City Chiefs organization has the utmost respect and confidence in him. And we are certainly going to consider the name that Mr. Beccadecki has suggested for consideration."
Mr. Kattcastle went on to say, "And for whatever it's worth, I personally like Mr. Beccadecki's idea of changing the name Kansas City Chiefs to the Kansas City Knockerinos...for at least two darn good reasons."
In other news, Oprah Winfrey, the soon-to-be Secretary of the Treasury, knowing that President-elect Barack Obama has promised his daughters, Malia and Sasha a puppy has bought the two 'First Kiddoes-elect' a little Yorkshire Terrier puppy.
'Aunt Oprah' also bought her two brand new 'nieces' a Shetland pony, an Aberdeen Angus cow, an Austalian ostrich, a Pacific Ocean porpoise, and an exotic Peruvian pet peeve.
Ms. Winfrey said that she will personally be paying for the White House state-of-the-art barn and the White House state-of-the-art aquatic facility.