Written by cAr_loVer
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Saturday, 8 November 2008

After a much publicised insult by someone who is suspected to be his boyfriend, M Shoe-me has come forward with the olive branch saying that he holds no grudges against the man and that his relationship with Felipe Massa is fine.

For the uninformed, at the season ending party at Interlagos, Massa agreed with Rubens Barrichello's view that M Shoe-me is gay. For the press though, that relationship is like: "mentor-protege" although the whole world, including a 12 yr old kid called Fernando Alonso knows the truth, having famously called Massa "Shoe-me's bitch" at the end of the 2007 Nurgburgring race.

Shoe-me, who says he himself has been at many "end of the season parties", advises felipe to go a bit easy on the drink, as a human in the drunken state cannot control his emotions and it may result in the unlocking of some really embarassing truths.

Finally as a parting shot, the False World Champs spokesperson told this reporter that "Michael will meet with Felipe at the Ferrari World Finals in Mugello". How sweet I'd say. That's called forgive and forget.

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