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Monday, 3 November 2008

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Is that Lewis or Theo... Come on use the correct caption.

Arsenal's Theo Walcott was a victim of a vicious voodoo attack aimed at F1's Lewes Hamilton.

After being carried off with what appeared to be a dislocated shoulder, the people responsible have admitted that they made a fatal error by using the wrong portion of a look-alike image montage during their doll design.

Speaking from Spain a furious Lesa Nallos firmly laid the blame on the British sense of humour. "We were also going to target Theo in a few weeks time, so it was great that we found an image with both their faces on it. How hard is it for you Brits to put the correct names under the correct person in your look-alike images instead of trying to be funny?

"Come on how is the international community supposed to figure out such rubbish foreign humour?

"Arsenal have already been in contact with our UK co-ordinator Miss Cam Payne, but they are shit-scared of us now , so we offer no apology. End-of"

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