Written by Todd Ricketts
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Monday, 15 June 2009

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Conseco's ball. Actual size.

Former major leaguer Jose Canseco has been diagnosed with small testicles stemming from his 25 year steroid binge.

Doctors are working around the clock to find a cure for this dreaded affliction that can cause low birth weight,ratting on your friends and extremely high karaoke singing.

Jose was rushed to cedars-sinai hospital early Monday morning complaining of exhaustion after an all night steroid binge. Jose has been listed in critical condition.

There were unconfirmed reports of anal gerbil ingestion and a cancerous scrotum.

Jose's twin brother Ozzie was being rushed to his side in an attempt to donate a testicle.

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