Former major leaguer Jose Canseco has been diagnosed with small testicles stemming from his 25 year steroid binge.
Doctors are working around the clock to find a cure for this dreaded affliction that can cause low birth weight,ratting on your friends and extremely high karaoke singing.
Jose was rushed to cedars-sinai hospital early Monday morning complaining of exhaustion after an all night steroid binge. Jose has been listed in critical condition.
There were unconfirmed reports of anal gerbil ingestion and a cancerous scrotum.
Jose's twin brother Ozzie was being rushed to his side in an attempt to donate a testicle.