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Monday, 3 November 2008

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North Texas Green Eagles have been smokin' up the turf!!

North Texas University football coach Todd "Get out of" Dodge chose to have his green eagles tested for recreational drugs.

Like the avarian kites of old these eagles are apparently soaring to new and higher heights on everything from pot through coke onto an ecstacy-viagra cocktail that makes you hard as a rock and hot as west Texas wind.

Dodge has been praised by sports medicine and university health center leaders. His team will play without iys top 15 players and will probably finish last in their conference.

When top ten coaches were asked if they would folow suit and have their athletes teasted for recreational drugs the ten coaches in unison said:

"What are you HIGH!!!"

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