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Monday, 3 November 2008

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Even an ex-Beauty Queen couldn't help the Red Republicants

In an auspicious augury of the imminently upcoming Presidential election, the Big Blue Giants crushed the once powerful but now totally has been Red Texas Republicants. The Blues outran, out passed and out fundraised the Repubs.

Red Republicants hardly looked like a team as they fielded an ancient inept quarterback and then replaced him with a young, skiddish poor excuse for a leader. The red team fumbled and threw interceptions like they were trying to lose. Big Blue on the other hand ran a machine like offense and played a cool and calm defense that frustrated the red team into defeat.

The loss left the Texas Red Repubs locked ina one wat tie in the cellar and secured a top stop for Big Blue.

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